Update: Fluffernutters are Evil.

Just wanted to let you all know I’m typing this after upending the Fluff jar over the garbage.  All I’ve been able to think about this whole week are Fluffernutter sandwiches, and now the craziness must stop.  I didn’t trust myself to either put the jar in the cabinet or to simply toss it out, because I would’ve known it was there and apparently I’m not above picking food out of the trash; scooping out the jar’s contents was key.  So was filling it up with hot soapy water afterwards, but that may or may not have been for recycling purposes.  I’ll never tell.