This food-oriented quiz from The Guardian is so hard, I’m not even remotely embarrassed to tell you all that I got less than half of the questions right. Come to think of it, I’m actually proud that I got as many correct as I did! In all honesty, however, it should be noted that it was only because Amanda used the exact same phrase on a dinner party invitation last week that I was able to get number twenty-nine — Who said: “One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well”?

Anyone think they can pass this quiz? No fair cheating, by the way.