This Happens To All Of Us Sometimes, Doesn’t It?

From: Marcella Hammer
Date: Sun, Jan 25, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Subject: craptastic
To: Nayiri Krikorian

so i got this terrible stand mixer and tried it out today on marshmallows version 2.0.

holy god.

i almost threw it into the snow.

if my mixer was an animal, it would be a dead sloth.

if my mixer was a car, it would be a hollowed-out matchbox.

if my mixer was an article of clothing, it would be a hair-covered fleece pullover.

in conclusion, i may take the thing out into a field very soon and beat it to death with a baseball bat. yeah, you heard me. PRE-MEDITATED.

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