From: Marcella Hammer
Date: Sun, Jan 25, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Subject: craptastic
To: Nayiri Krikorian
so i got this terrible stand mixer and tried it out today on marshmallows version 2.0.
holy god.
i almost threw it into the snow.
if my mixer was an animal, it would be a dead sloth.
if my mixer was a car, it would be a hollowed-out matchbox.
if my mixer was an article of clothing, it would be a hair-covered fleece pullover.
in conclusion, i may take the thing out into a field very soon and beat it to death with a baseball bat. yeah, you heard me. PRE-MEDITATED.
